Seen this girl walking down the street
Cutest little girl that you ever could meet
I said 'Come on baby, what can we do?'
She said, 'I've got something to show to you'

'I'm a front-page model, I got pictures by the score
I got movie contracts just a-comin' right through my door
I got pictures in bikinis, pictures fully dressed
I got pictures in the local and the international press
I'm a front-page model and I ain't got no time for you'

She got out her pictures, spread them on the floor
I seen so many pictures, I don't want to see no more
She had pictures in the bathroom, some above the bed
It was then I realised she had pictures in her head

She's a front-page model, she's got pictures by the score
But I didn't see no movie contracts comin' through the door
Of course I seen the bikinis and pictures fully dressed
I seen so many pictures, left my head in a mess
She's a front-page model, she won't get no man like me

But she's a front-page model, she's got pictures by the score
But she won't see no movie contracts comin' right through her door
I know you've seen the bikinis and pictures fully dressed
But that don't make a girl a picture of success
She's a front-page model, she won't get no man like me