Satanic broad just crawled in my bed
My testosterone has just reached DEF CON 1
She's fully packed in back fetish gear
Orders me to obey: 'your wish is my command!'

I don't wanna poop your party here!
I don't wanna try and interfere!
Go ahead and trash my self esteem, right here!

The things you want to, want to do to me...
Extremely kinky, like we wanna be...
The things you want to, want to do to me...
Bizar and freaky, like we wanna be...

Despite the beatings and being trashed,
I just begged for more like only loonies can
It won't surprise you that this has been,
A penetrating experience, if you sorta know what I mean...

White trash culture on its best,
You call this pain, I'm not impressed...
Though my pierced nipple's itching, duty calls me,
Cause Pervert Jay's double dating with me