[Lady Beaconsfield]
Lord and lady hare
Fighting over there
Darling, do beware
She's a bitch

[Lord Savage]
Lady aberdare's
Having an affair
With the butler there
Just her niche

[Vicious party guests]
Fine party, divine party
A touch tarty, but stinkin' rich

[Lady Beaconsfield]
What a pretty smile
Mrs. Grenville-heath
Pity they are not all her teeth

[Lord Savage]
Lord devere as well
He's as queer as hell
And bi-sexuelle
Likes to switch

[All]
Dee-licious, and so vicious!
Our one wish is to
Bitch, bitch, bitch!

[Butler]
Lady postlethwaite

[Lady Beaconsfield]
God, she's put on weight!

[Lord Savage]
Gives you more to hate!

[Lady Beaconsfield]
Mean old bitch!

[Butler]
Lady Leopold

[Lord Savage]
Looking really old!

[Lady Beaconsfield]
Poor sir Leopold

[Lord Savage]
She's a witch!

[All]
Chic people, unique people
And freak people we quickly ditch!

[Butler]
Lady Delaware

[Lady Beaconsfield]
Awful color hair!
That's her lover there
With the twitch!

[Butler]
Lord and lady Biggs

[Lord Savage]
What a pair of pigs!
Wear each other's wigs!

[Lord Savage & Lady Beaconsfield]
Itch! Itch! Itch!

[All]
June wedding
The bride dreading
The leg-spreading
While London's rich
Come here and
Bitch, bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch, bitch!