G
I wear a ponytail like a waterfall (?)
G
Loud speaker cause a land slide
G
I have a room key and a Johnny
G
A good buzz, feeling all right

C
Pitch a tent, pop a top
C                    F
Forget about what you ain't got
G
See the sights, sleep till night
G
Stamp your feet turn out the lights

D                         C
If you wanna go where they chain up the sun
G         C  G        C
See Fernando, See Fernando
D                          C
He'll buy a bottle of suds for you and everyone
G        C  G        C
See Fernando, See Fernando

(muted)
(G)                            G
If you're high strung or stressed out
(G)                           G
Down in the dumps, been turned out
G
Stabilized, motorized, insecure or fabilized
C
Curious or furious, picked apart like Prometheus
G
Feebleized, penalized, simplified, dry out your eyes

D                         C
If you wanna go where they chain up the sun
G          C  G         C
See Fernando, See Fernando
D                           C
He'll buy a bottle of suds for you and everyone
G          C G         C
See Fernando, See Fernando

solo:
G  G  G  G
C  C G  G
D
C
G G  G  G
G

(hold)
You've been Jezebeled, back from hell
Coolin off, feelin well
(hold)
Tired of talkin, talked out
Ticked off and toughed up
C
Too talled and backed up
Haven't made your mind up
G
DVDed or Tved
G
Tired of fallin to your knees

(repeat chorus chords)

If you wanna go where they chain up the sun
See Fernando, See Fernando
He'll buy a bottle of suds for you and everyone
See Fernando, See Fernando
If you wanna go where they chain up the sun
See Fernando, See Fernando
He'll buy a bottle of suds for you and everyone
See Fernando, See Fernando