Jam on this lick for the verses
E|2-------------------2--x--2-|
B|3-------------------3--x--3-|
G|2-------------------2--0--2-|
0-------0-3-0----0--0--0--0-|
E|--------------3-------------|
B|----------------------------|

Verse 1

D
Don't want to be a fat man
People would think that I was just good fun
Would rather be a thin man
I am so glad to go on being one


Chorus

F                    G          D
Too much to carry around with you
F                      G       D
No chance of finding a woman who
      F                      G                         D
Will love you in the morning and all the night time too


Verse 2  (same as Verse 1)

Don't want to be a fat man
Have not the patience to ignore all that
Hate to admit to myself
Half of my problems came from being fat

Chorus

Won't waste my time feeling sorry for him
I see the other side through being thin
Roll us both down a mountain and sure the fat man would win