Well, I (D) hit the snooze when the (G) alarm clock (D) rings 
Laying there doing that (A) sleepy head (D) thing 
There's a bird out my window (G) spreadin' his (D) wings 
Cheap chirp doing that (A) singin' (D) thing 
I do when I first get up  
Is the coffee thing in my favorite cup 
Two gets me going, got things to do 
Let me tell you a thing or two 
 
Every(D)thing's a thing if you (G) know what I (D) mean 
You can't do nothing, cause there's (A) no such (D) thing 
Some things are big, some (G) things are (D) small 
Some mean alot, some (A) nothing at (D) all 
It's all laid out, in the (G) scheme of things 
No matter (D) what it is, every(A)thing's a (D) thing 
 
(D) Off to work in my (G) old Must(D)ang 
Doin' that bumper to (A) bumper (D) thing 
Up ahead a ring a (G) ling ding (D) ding 
Some guy's doing that (A) cell phone (D) thing 
Is the light's turned green 
And he ain't doing that driving thing 
The thing is about all this 
That talkin' thing and drivin' don't mix 
 
Every(D)thing's a thing if you (G) know what I (D) mean 
You can't do nothing, cause there's (A) no such (D) thing 
Some things are big, some (G) things are (D) small 
Some mean alot, some (A) nothing at (D) all 
It's all laid out, in the (G) scheme of things 
No matter (D) what it is, every(A)thing's a (D) thing 
 
If you (D) think this song (G) ain't worth (D) hummin' 
You got another thing comin' 
 
Every(D)thing's a thing if you (G) know what I (D) mean 
You can't do nothing, cause there's (A) no such (D) thing 
Some things are big, some (G) things are (D) small 
Some mean alot, some (A) nothing at (D) all 
It's all laid out, in the (G) scheme of things 
No matter (D) what it is, every(A)thing's a (D) thing 
 
 
 
NOTE: During the pre-chorus, keep playing the 'D' Chord.....it's held for 4 lines.............