D                                                   A
All week long now you've been promising you'd spend today at home
                                                     D
And I've got your honey do list all made up ready to go
                                                 G                  F# F
Now you're loading up your fishing gear say your buddy's on his way
       Em                            A       G/B   A/C#
Before you pull out the drive, honey all I'm gonna say

[Chorus]
D                            D/E  D/F# G
--- 'Cause I feel a headache com- ing on
      A                                       A/B A/C# D
And I think this one's a doozy, it might last all week long
                                                    D/E D/F   D/F#   G
So go on, that's fine, have a good time, but remem- ber while you're gone
A                        D
I feel a headache coming on

[Solo]
C/D  G/D  D  

           D                                     A
Don't for- get you got a birthday coming up real soon
                                                     D
And I bought something special, I was gonna wear for you
                                      G                F# F
I had a big night all planed out just you and me alone
     E                                   A         G/B     A/C#
Hope you have more luck fishing than you will when you get home

[Chorus]
D                            E/D  F#/D G
--- 'Cause I feel a headache com- ing on
      A                                       A/B A/C#  D
And I think this one's a doozy, it might last all month long
                                                    D/E D/F   D/F#   G
So go on, that's fine, have a good time, but remem- ber while you're gone
A                        D
I feel a headache coming on

       Bm                                G                       F# F
Now if you're dead set on going, I don't wanna change your plans
    E                             A          G/B          A/C#
But you know I can hold out a lot longer --- than you --- can ---

[Remove the Capo]
G                         G/A  G/B C
--- And I feel a headache com- ing on
      D                                          D/E D/F# G
And I think this one's a migraine, it might last all year long
                                                    G/A G/Bb  G/B    C
So go on, that's fine, have a good time, but remem- ber while you're gone
D                  B C C#
I feel a headache,

D                        B    C C#
I'm warning you for your sake
D                 Am/E D/F# G
I feel a headache com- ing on