G 
Ahhh
C
Ah, hey bob a re bob
G
Ah, hey bob a re bob
D   C                    G       D
Ah, I got them shithouse blues

F
ahh
F G  
Your mamas in jail, 
F G
Your papas on bail, 
F G                 
Your sisters on the corner 
G
yellin' pussy for sale

NOTE: Whenever John plays this, he will ask the audience for names, 
and make up verses about them. Return to the chorus after each verse.

[Classic versus]

I know a girl
Her name is Lisa
You can fuck her now
and charge it on Visa

I know a dago
his name is Guido
his dicks so small
he can fuck a mosquito

I know a girl
her name is Lori
Her cunts so big
it's got a second story

I know a bouncer
his name is Louie
the front of his pants 
is always Gooey

I know a lawyer
his name is Frank
He's so full of shit
he needs a septic tank

See that boyscout
turning green
someone pissed
in his canteen