You can tell by the smell
that she isn't feeling well
as the end of the month rolls around

You can feel a little weary
if she serves a Bloody Mary
as the end of the month rolls around

Oh hi hi hey
Whatcha got to say?
Shout out your orders loud and clear
We've got super, regular and large
for that extra bit of barge
as the end of the month rolls around

You can tell by the slime
she's a week ahead of time
as the end of the month rolls around

When there's an odor in her crotch
find some TV shows to watch
as the end of the month rolls around

Oh hi hi hey
Whatcha got to say?
Shout out your orders loud and clear
We've got super, regular and large
for that extra bit of barge
as the end of the month rolls around

You can tell by the taste
another egg has gone to waste
as the end of the month rolls around

Scrape it up in a jar
you've got instant caviar
as the end of the month rolls around

You can tell by the blood
you'll need another can of Bud
as the end of the month rolls around

You're gonna gag in a bag
if you try to eat her rag
as the end of the month rolls around

Yeah but it's great
when your favorite date
calls you up and says
"honey, my period ain't late"
As the end of, as the end
of the month rolls around