One fool on a stool is what I heard the bartender say.
I never thought my own life would ever turn out this way.....
Green snakes on the ceiling, Walking walls I can see.
One fool on a stool and on this stool sits this fool me.

One fool on a stool, one drink to a hand.
No thread for your needle, no ma'am I ain't seen your man.
Anything you want to tell me, I got no time for.
Just order your drink, I'll make room for more.

One fool on a stool is what I heard the bartender say.
I never thought my own life would ever turn out this way.....
Green snakes on the ceiling, Walking walls I can see.
One fool on a stool and on this stool sits this fool me.

One fool to a stool is what I heard the bartender say.
I never thought my own life would ever turn out this way.....
Green snakes on the ceiling, Walking walls I can see.
One fool to a stool and on this stool sits this fool me.
One fool on a stool and on this stool sits this fool me.