A        E              C#m                   D
Life's a joke that you don't get till you're dead
A        E               C#m           D
But the punch line isn't funny even then! 
A        E               C#m           D
So I put my faith in nothing and haven't been let down yet 
A        E               C#m           D
Smiling alone, in the rain soaking wet. 

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A E D E

[verse]
A        E                  C#m                 D
Love's a made for TV movie that's lame method acting 
A        E               C#m           D
But my audition sucked so I wasn't casted! 
A                      E               C#m           D
Instead I watch the trains leave and call it social life!
A                      E               C#m      (n/c)
Like most meaningful interpersonal relationship happens 8 o'clock, NBC, every Thursday night. 

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[verse]
A            E               C#m           D
But I don't care about that now, 'cause I'm fucking drunk! (Fucking drunk!) 
A        E          C#m           D
I don't care about life, I'm happy fucking up! (Fucking up!) 
A        E               C#m                 D
I don't care about you now, 'cause I hate everyone! (Everyone!) 
A               E             C#m    D               A
Don't need no justification, just gimme the fucking gun!