G                D          Em    C D
   Well, you know how it is
G                 D                Em                C D
   There's always too much beer to fit into the fridge
G            D             Em             C D
   But you never seem to have enough to eat
G              D                  Em                C D
   And the food stamps, they get cut in the next week
C                        G             D                       
   Well, you know that I hate a lot of things
C                                 D         
   But I also hate a lot of other things! Oh, yeah! 

G D Em C D x2

[Verse 2]
G             D                Em          C D
   Well, I've been feeling cold since September
G             D                Em
   Ain't that just the winter, 
               C  D
   Ain't that just the weather.
G              D             Em              C D
   I'm picking out the habits to keep me warm
G                 D              Em                  C D
   Cause you call this a season, I call it a snow storm
C                        G               D
   And I know that everyone's waiting on drugs, 
C               D
   But I'm just waiting on you waiting on drugs! Oh, yeah! 

G D Em C D x2

[Verse 3]
   G             D
   I put cream into his coffee
   Em              D      C      G
   And he looks at me, so seriously
              D                Em             D          C    G    
   He says if anyone should ask, he takes his coffee black
   G                  D
   If anyone should ask
   Em                  D    C        G
   If anyone should ask, he takes it black
G      D           Em     C D
   If anyone should ask
C                         D             Em
   So I think about how I hate a lot of things
C                                 D
   But I also hate a lot of other things! Oh, yeah!