G                D
  I'm a kid in a candy store
Am                D
  I'm a bull in a china shop
G                 D
  I'm a tired old metaphor
      Am             D
  For everything you can't afford
      Am             D               G
  And everything you can't afford to be


G                D
  I'm a public embarrassment
Am                D
  I'm a bottle of diet poison
G                 D
  I'm a walking advertisement
      Am           D
  For everything I never meant
      Am           D              G
  And everything I never meant to be


(Quietly)
G       D            C      D
I can't hear a thing
(Loudly)
      G            D    C     D
Cause I've stopped listening


G                  D
  I'm the reason I don't go out
Am                   D
  I'm afraid I might tell me something
G                   D
  I'm the shadow of every doubt
Am                     D
  I'm the product this song's about
Am                     D               G
  I'm the product this song's about to be


(Quietly)
G       D            C      D
I can't hear a thing
(Loudly)
      G            D    C     D
Cause I've stopped listening
G       D            C      D
I can't hear a thing
      G            D    C     D
Cause I've stopped listening


Am      D
  Every morning
Am            D
  Since I was born
            Am      C           Em
  It's been hard to look in the mirror
      Am     C            D
  And see my face for the horns


G                      D
  All the fun that the law allows
Am                     D            
  All the fun but with half the meaning
G                    D
  Come on over, I'll show you how
Am                           D
  If you lived here you'd be home by now
Am                              D                G
  If you still lived here you'd be home now with me


(Quietly, progressively louder)
G       D           C      D
I can't hear a thing
      G            D    C     D
Cause I've stopped listening
(Loudly)
G       D           C      D
I can't hear a thing
      G            D    C     D
Cause I've stopped listening