C#m

E  B  G#m  F#  (x2)


[Verse 1]

         E                     B
I could hear you coming, so I hid by the couch
          E                          B
You were talking so loudly, I don't know what about
           G#m                           B
You were drunker than high school, self-conscious and sweet
        G#m                   B
I never ever felt so cool disguised in your sheets


[Chorus]

           E                    B
But I'm a constant headache, a tooth out of line
             E                                  B
They try to make you regret it, just tell them, no, not this time
            G#m                  B
I'm just a constant headache, a dead pet device
            G#m                     B
You hang me up unfinished with the better part of me no longer mine

E  B  G#m  F#  (x2)


[Verse 2]

              E                   B
And then you finally found me, pretending to sleep
               E                             B
You said such nice things about me; I felt guilty and cheap
              G#m                        B
You took two steps to the kitchen, just stared at the sink
           G#m                             B
I couldn't hold back a smile; I still wish I could have seen you
        E                                 B
Having sex in the morning, your love was foreign to me
             E                             B
It made me think maybe human's not such a bad thing to be
            G#m                      B
But I just laid there in protest, entirely fucked
            G#m                            B
It's such a stubborn reminder one perfect night's not enough


[Chorus]

             E                    B
It's just a constant headache, a tooth out of line
             E                                 B
They try to make you regret it, you tell them, no, not this time
             G#m                  B
It's just a constant headache, a dead pet device
            G#m                     B
You hang me up unfinished with the better part of me no longer mine


[Outro]

E  E  C#m B
G#m  G#m  B  C#m  (x2)