D    A                  D       A
I can't drink without getting a headache
         D    A                 D       A
I can't dream without going to sleep
         B                        G
I can't smoke without a bunch of coughing
         G    A              D       A
I can't sow without the reap

        D    A...
I can't deal without a shuffle
I can't play without a pick
I can't write without inspiration
Like a lump of wax without a wick

        E    B             E     B
I can't drive without loud music
         E    B          E     B
I can't dance without a beat
             A                     E
I can't ask why without a forehead wrinkle
             A                     E
I cannot wake up without taking a leak

B                            F#
I can't be active without my breakfast
G        A            D   A
I cannot live without guitar
B                            F#
I cannot sleep with my clothes on
G            A                  D   A
Can't make a living without the bars
        D         A         D         A
Oh the wonderful bars, God bless the bars

           D              A
But I can love and I can laugh
       D                         A
I can always pass drama, always fail math
       G                       D
I can go three days without a bath
          G        A                      D
But I'll never be whole without my better half
       G                       A
I can go a whole week without a bath
       G        A                      D      A
But I can't be whole without my better half
          D    A          D    A
My better half, my better half
          D    A
My better half
          E     B         E    B
my better half, my better half
          E     B         E    B
My better half, my better half

           D   A           D   A
My better half, my better half
           D   A           D   A
My better half, my better half