I can't drink without getting a headache
I can't dream without going to sleep
I can't smoke without a bunch of coughin'
I can't sow without the reap

I can't deal without a shuffle
I can't play without a pick
I can't write without inspiration
Like a lump of wax without a wick

I can't drive without loud music
I can't dance without a beat
I can't ask why without a forehead wrinkle
I cannot wake up without taking a leak

I can't be active without my breakfast
I cannot live without guitar
I cannot sleep with my clothes on
Can't make a living without the bars
Oh those wonderful bars
God bless the bars

But I can love and I can laugh
I can always pass drama
Always fail math
I can go three days without a bath
But I'll never be whole without my better half
I can go a whole week without a bath
But I can't be whole without my better half
My better half