Intro 6x: Bm E 

Verso 1:

Bm
Pick up my sword it's time to do business
E
Strap on my cloak I'm 'bout to roll with this
Bm                                                 E
When you're this swag this world just bows at your knees
Bm
Call me the chef cause I'll make your blood boil
E
(Hora Hora) Gimme some of dat coil
Bm                                 E
Snake oil 'cause you know I aim to please
Bm
Tickle my fancy, tickle my prostate
E
Don't get me off cause I'll just get irate
Bm                                       E
Put in my place but I'll break out once again
Bm
All these encounters may just leave me scarred
E
And when I'm rock hard, I fucking rock hard
Bm                                        E
Like Alice, we're down the rabbit hole my friend

Pré-Refrão:

G
I don't give a damn, not an iota
D                     A
Motherfucker, I'm the straightest shota

Refrão:

Bm       G                D                     A
I'm on a quest of which I know that I can never fail
       Bm
I will prevail
G                 D           F#                Bm
Even though there may be many foes stalking my trail
Bm     G
I'm in love
D                     A                Bm
Weak at the knees and yeah I'm growing pale
G              D
Only one thing left to do
F#
Touch fluffy tail

Interlúdio: Bm  E
            Bm  E  F#

Verso 2:

Bm
Lately I know I'm going so crazy
E
Never thought goodness would be so hazy
Bm                                    E
Once you wrap me up yeah you know I'm caught
Bm
But sorry, baby, I just can't get with this
E
Gotta get out and get back to business
Bm                              E
Tofu or Tail? Oh, it's food for thought

Pré-Refrão:

G
I don't give a damn, not an iota
D                     A
Motherfucker, I'm the straightest shota

Refrão:

Bm       G                D                     A
I'm on a quest of which I know that I can never fail
       Bm
I will prevail
G                 D           F#               Bm
Even though there may be many foes stalking my trail
Bm     G
I'm in love
D                     A                Bm
Weak at the knees and yeah I'm growing pale
G              D
Only one thing left to do
F#           Bm
Touch fluffy tail

Ponte:

G     D                A   Bbm      Bm
We'll see the light of day again my dear
G     D          A Bbm Bm
Let's go on an adventure
G   D               A     Bbm     Bm
The heavens frown upon us on this day
G
But I've still got my quota
A
Motherfucker, I'm the straightest shota

Refrão:

Bm       G                D                     A
I'm on a quest of which I know that I can never fail
       Bm
I will prevail
G                 D           F#               Bm
Even though there may be many foes stalking my trail
N.C.
I'm in love
D                     A                Bm
Weak at the knees and yeah I'm growing pale
G              D
Only one thing left to do
F#           Bm G D A Bm G
Touch fluffy tail
D A
(Oooooo)
Bm     G
I'm in love
D                     A                Bm
Weak at the knees and yeah I'm growing pale
G              D
Only one thing left to do
F#                Bm
Touch fluffy tail