Like little James Harries
Appearing on Wogan
With eyes full of sadness
And phrases he'd learned from
His father the dealer
A conman on the make
The dapper albino
A kid for goodness' sake

Your countenance carries
The pain that's unspoken
Eclipses of madness
Insensitive joking
They pushed you in public
in thick times and thin
Their costume hire business
Went down like your schooling

Happy in your bridal veil
You turn coy and joyful
Nothing will hurt you now
Ordinary locked away
Today shuttered and bolted
Tingly
Happy in your pretty veil
You twist and turn
Tingly
Quick while Daddy's locked away
The jail shuttered and bolted
Tingly
Happy in your pretty veil
What do I spy?
A new face for young James to try
Happy in your pretty veil
The camera is rolling
Tingly
The hand is tugging
Tugging, tugging
Tugging

Lauren Harries lifts and separates

Like big Lauren Harries
Beseiged in the frank stocks
They made you a right state
From fake docs to porn shots
Like big Mr Allen
Obsessed with his ballsac
Deliberate hangman
The bullshitter sans tact
Like little James Harries..