*-phaser ring[-----------------][-----------------][-----------------][-6----1----5-----][-6----1----5-----][-6----1----5-----]X8"I woke up this morning with a bad hangover and my penis was mising again,this happens the timeits detachable"(Turn off phaser)[--5---3--4p3p2-6-][-6--3-2h3p2p0--][-----------------][-------------3-][-----------------][---------------][-----------------][---------------][-----------------][---------------][-----------------][---------------]X3"This comes in handy alot of the time,I can leave it home when I think it will get me in trouble,or I can rent it out when I don't need it,but now and then i go to a party,and, for the life of me, can't remember what I did with it"(Phaser on)[-----------------][-----------------][-----------------][-6----1----5-----][-6----1----5-----][-6----1----5-----]X8"First I looked around the apartment,and then I couldnt find it,so i called up the place where the party was and they havn't seen it either,I told them to search the medacine cabnet,for some reason I leave it there somtimes, but not this time,so I told them if it pops up to let me know"(Turn off phaser)[--5---3--4p3p2-6-][-6--3-2h3p2p0--][-----------------][-------------3-][-----------------][---------------][-----------------][---------------][-----------------][---------------][-----------------][---------------]X3"I called a few people that where at the party,but they where no help either,I was starting to get desprite,I really don't like being without my penis for to long,it makes me feel like less of a man,and I really hate having to sit down everytime I take a leak"(Phaser on)[-----------------][-----------------][-----------------][-6----1----5-----][-6----1----5-----][-6----1----5-----]X8"After a few hours of searching the house,and calling everyone i could think of,I was starting to get very depressed,so, I went to the Kia and ate breakfast,and as I walked down 32nd street,twords st. marks place,where they sell used books and other junk on the streets,(Turn off phaser)[--5---3--4p3p2-6-][-6--3-2h3p2p0--][-----------------][-------------3-][-----------------][---------------][-----------------][---------------][-----------------][---------------][-----------------][---------------]X3"I saw my penis laying on a blanket next to a broken toaser oven,some guy was selling it,I had to buy it off him,He wanted $22 for it,but i talked him down to 17,I took it home, washed it off, and put it back on,(Phaser on)[-----------------][-----------------][-----------------][-6----1----5-----][-6----1----5-----][-6----1----5-----]X8"I was happy again, complete,some people somtimes tell me I should get ir permentaly attached,but I dont know,even thought it can be a real pain in the ass,I like having a detachable penis,Trust me Primus is my favorite band, butthis is not Primus. It does sound like the style