Try to Lose Your Attitude, Put It in Your Boots
Or Stick It Where the Sun Doesn't Shine
Try to Have a Good Time, It's Something to Do

I Read a Good Book, Buy a Pair of Shoes
Maybe I'm a Strange Kinda Dude
But, Hey, Maybe It's You, It's Something to Do

I Understand Unhappiness
An Excellent Plan For a Martyr to Have
But What Is the Sense of Having Regrets
It's Only Just a Waste of Time

I Look At the Sky, I Walk in the Yard
Study Little Birds With Binoculars
So, Call Me a Nerd, It's Something to Do

Try a Day in the Park, Play in the Dirt
Or Go to the Mall If That's What Blows Up Your Skirt
What Can It Hurt?
It's Something to Do