Fadd9

[Verse 1]
Fmaj7   Fadd9    Fmaj7     Fadd9    Fmaj7  Fmaj7
Chinese rock and roll
     Cadd9  C                   Cadd9 C   Cadd9 C    Cadd9 C
Blue cheese up your - well you know
        G
And I'm busting out of my seams, If you know what I mean
                      Cadd9 C   Cadd9 C   Cadd9 C   Cadd9 C
Because I'm-a-getting f'old

[Instrumental]
Fadd9

[Verse 2]
Fmaj7    Fadd9   Fmaj7   Fadd9    Fmaj7
I didn't mean to cough on her
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Forgot to add the fabric so----ften----er
                   G
I met a girl named Tina
                                      Cadd9 C     Cadd9 C   Cadd9 C   Cadd9 C
That girl, that girl, supplies the reefer---ina

[Chorus]
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So kiss me with your mouth
           G
Girl of my dreams
                       A
I've grown these agonising eyeballs
                                                   G
Hanging on all the Kurtisy calls and creamin in my j...
                                               A
Game genie: a million lives, never gonna die aga--ai---ain
            G
S'all alright

[Instrumental]
Fadd9 Fmaj7 (x4)
Cadd9 C (x4)

[Verse 3]
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Fmaj7   Fadd9       Fmaj7   Fadd9  Fmaj7 Fmaj7
Now I'm calling the cops on you          Nanny nanny boo boo
Cadd9       C    Cadd9 C   Cadd9 C
Narcin' you out
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That's very funny and pray tell, dare say, come again?
                       Cadd9 C
Rather very amusing as well

[Chorus]
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So kiss me with your mouth once more
             G
Girl in real life
                      A
And cheer up Tom Scharpling: The King
                                                        G
And I'm singing and singing and...Yeah, get a load of my song

[Instrumental]
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[Outro]
Fmaj7   Fadd9    Fmaj7   Fmaj7 Fadd9   Fmaj7 Fadd9
Chinese rock and roll
     C              Cadd9     C Cadd9   C Cadd9   C Cadd9
Blue cheese up your woo hoo!

GCadd9 C (x4)

     G
Well here come the lone ranger

Cadd9 C (x4) G
Cadd9 C (x4) G
Cadd9 C (x2) C G