Intro and Outro (1st part):

E|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
G|----------------10-9---------------------------------------------|
D|---10-8----8-10------10-8-10-12---10-8-----8-10-12-10------------|
A|--------10------------------------------10------------10-8-10-13-|
E|-8------------------------------8--------------------------------|

Intro and Outro (second part):

E|--------------------------|
B|--------------------------|
G|----------------10-9------|
D|---10-8----8-10------10-5-|
A|--------10----------------|
E|-8------------------------|

Verse:

E|---------3-1-0---------|
B|---------3-1-1---------|
G|-------0---------------|
D|-5-------------5-------|
A|-3-5-3---------3-5-3-5-|
E|---3-1-----------3-1-3-|

Chorus:

E|---------------|
B|---------------|
G|---5---7---5-7-|
D|-5-3-5-5-5-3-5-|
A|-3---3---3-----|
E|---------------|

Solo:

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B|-13-10-13-12-13-10-12-13-15-13-12-13-|
G|-12-10-12-12-12-10-12-12-12-12-12-12-|
D|-------------------------------------|
A|-------------------------------------|
E|-------------------------------------|


Lyrics:

One day after closing I was lying on me nest
When Stez shouts "get yer bags on, come on outside"
So I grabbed me stripey tank-top, I had beer stains on me vest
An' I said "best get some cans in, it's a long ride"
Well we drove along the M6, chuckin cans at other folk
An' stopped at all the services that took us
Picked up some fit hitch-hikers an' we told 'em filthy jokes
An' piled them in the back seet to fuck us

We're going down Blackpool, alright
We're going down Blackpool, fer a pint
We're going down Blackpool, alight
To see the lights

Mutley's in the drivin' seat, Stez Styx is in the front
An' we're going down to Blackpool to up some fuckin' cunt
An' Peter's in the back seat an' his crack is goin' "gerrit"
He's got his finger up her like a ferret

Now ten miles outside Blackpool and we had some real bad luck
Mutley shouts "O fuck, we've got a flat"
And now Peter chucked the jack at some cunt ten mile down the road
So we made him go an' get the fucker back
THE TWAT