[Serena]
Honey whatcha cryin' at?
You're not losing him to that
Both her hair and shoes are flat
Why is she so rude?

[Margot]
Wipe your tears, it's no big thing
You were meant to wear his ring
Cheer-up, chin-up
It's time to bring a happy attitude

[Delta Nu girls]
Keep it positive

[Margot]
As you slap her to the floor

[Delta Nu girls]
Keep it positive

[Serena]
As you pull her hair and call her whore

[Pilar]
You can take her in a fight

[Margot]
You and he will reunite!

[Delta Nu girls]
You know we're right
We're positive

Kill her!

[Elle]
Girls, girls!
Violence is never wise
Not the way to win that guy
Anyway she's twice my size
Who's gotta plan B?

[Pilar]
Uh, me
Look at her, she's like a nun
Show him you are way more fun
Bust out the lap dance
And you won
You off the hizzle, gee!

[Elle]
What?

[Delta Nu girls]
Keep it positive

[Margot]
Yeah, let out your inner freak

[Delta Nu girls]
Keep it positive

[Pilar]
Mrs. Prissy Pants won't last a week

[Serena]
You will whet his appetite

[Margot]
You and he will reunite

[Delta Nu girls]
You know we're right
We're positive
We're positive
We're positive
We're posi-

[Elle]
Oh, my God, you're making me sick

[Vivian]
Are we?
Warner, let's take this back to my place

[Delta Nu girls]
Aah
Hey, hey, hey!
Keep it positive

[Serena and girls]
That he loves you and not her

[Margot and girls]
You're hotter

[Pilar and girls]
And I bet ya smarter

[Margot]
She don't know the real him

[Pilar]
You feel him

[Serena]
So don't her her steal him

[Margot]
Wakin' up like sleepin' beauty

[Pilar]
Turn his head with your red hot booty

[Delta Nu girls]
We'll bring the noise if you bring the funk
It's positively time to shake your junk
Shake, shake, shake, shake
Shake, shake, shake, shake
Woo

[Elle]
Girls, how is this helping? He's not even here!
He left while we were shaking junk! Wait!
Girls I'm positive
That we've taken this to far
No, I'm positive
This is Harvard, not a stripper bar
All this trashy carryin' on
That's the reason that he's gone
I need a salon (yeah!)
Girls I'm

[Delta Nu girls]
Positive

[Elle]
Try not to get upset
But I'm

[Delta Nu girls]
Positive

[Elle]
That it's time for me to go brunette

[Delta Nu girls]
What!?

[Elle]
Being blonde
And being hot
That got me exactly squat!
Gotta show him I've got more to give (whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa)
No, I'm positive

[Delta Nu girls]
Positive

[Elle]
I'm positive

[Delta Nu girls]
Positive

[Elle]
I'm positive

[Delta Nu girls]
Positive
Positive

[All]
Positive!