F      G#     A        Dm      F     G#
Two trucks having sex, two trucks having sex
   C     E     Am   Dm    F     C     G    G6
My muscles, my muscles, involuntarily flex
    F      G#     A        Dm      F     G#
Two trucks having sex, two trucks having sex
   C     E     Am   Dm    F     C     E
My muscles, my muscles, involuntarily flex

[Chorus]
    Am         Dm C          F
Two pickup trucks making love
  Am        Dm C              F
American made, built Ford tough
           Am Dm
Two beautiful murder machines
  C        F            Am  Dm
American angels in the sky
C         F
Grown men cry

[Verse 2]
    F      G#     A                 Dm      F     G#
Two trucks having sex (oh yes), two trucks having sex (oh yes)
   C     E          Am   Dm         F     C     G    G6
My muscles (oh), my muscles (oh), involuntarily flex
    F      G#     A                 Dm      F     G#
Two trucks having sex (oh yes), two trucks having sex (oh yes)
   C     E          Am   Dm         F     C     E
My muscles (oh), my muscles (oh), involuntarily flex

[Chorus]
      Am        Dm        C      F
Right by my side, there's ZZ Top
    Am          Dm     C        F              Am    Dm
And Robert Z'Dar, from Maniac Cop one, two, and three
     C              F                 Am    Dm
This barbecue could bring you to your knees
    C        F         Am
And so could these two trucks

[Instrumental]
Am Dm C F x4

[Bridge]
    F      G       Am         Dm     C       E
Two trucks holding hands, two trucks holding hands
    C     E      Am   Dm      F         C        G    G6
The passion, the passion, is more than I can withstand
    F      G       Am         Dm     C       E
Two trucks holding hands, two trucks holding hands
    C     E      Am   Dm     F       C       E
The passion, the passion, my big fat heart expands

[Chorus]
    Am           Dm    C             F
Two pickup trucks, one cylinder block
Am         Dm C          F             Am
Crush my body like a rock, so beautiful
   Dm                  C             F             Am  Dm
No stars tonight, just fireworks and eagles in the sky
    C                F
The founding fathers cry

[Verse 3]
    F      G#     A                 Dm      F     G#
Two trucks having sex (oh yes), two trucks having sex (oh yes)
   C     E          Am   Dm         F     C     G    G6
My muscles (oh), my muscles (oh), involuntarily flex
    F      G#     A                 Dm      F     G#
Two trucks having sex (oh yes), two trucks having sex (oh yes)
   C     E          Am   Dm         F     C   E  E     E   E
My muscles (oh), my muscles (oh), involuntarily (hooh) flex
E     E     Am Dm    C     F      Am    Dm C F
Yeah, yeah, yeah, ah-ah-ha-ha-ha, ah-ah

Am Dm C F x2

[Verse 4]
    Am              Dm C                   F
Two trucks having sex, two trucks having sex
   Am          Dm         C          F
My muscles, my muscles, involuntarily flex
    Am              Dm C                   F
Two trucks having sex, two trucks having sex
   Am          Dm         C          F
My muscles, my muscles, involuntarily flex

Am Dm C F x4

Am        Dm           C         F
Two trucks having sex, two trucks having sex
Am        Dm         C           F
Two trucks having sex, having sex, having sex
Am        Dm           C         F
Two trucks having sex, two trucks having sex
Am        Dm         C           F
Two trucks having sex, having sex, having sex