Am F C Am
F C Am
F C Am  F

[Chorus]
       F           C
Two trucks having sex
       F           C
Two trucks having sex
       Dm          G
My muscles, my muscles
        F       C
Involuntarily flex
        F          C
Two trucks having sex
        F          C
Two trucks having sex
       Dm          G
My muscles, my muscles
       Am       C
Involuntarily flex


[Verse 1]
      Am           F
Two pickup trucks making love
      Am         F          G
American made, built Ford Tough
                 F
Two beautiful murder machines
    Am                    C
American angels in the sky
  F       G
Grown men cry


[Chorus]
       F           C
Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
       F           C
Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
      Dm               G
My muscles (uh!), my muscles (uh!)
     F          C
Involuntarily flex (huh!)
      F             C
Two trucks, having sex (oh yes)
     F              C
Two trucks, having sex (oh yes)
      Dm                G
My muscles (uh!), my muscles (uh!)
      F          C
Involuntarily flex (ha!)


[Verse 2]
      Am           F        C
Right by my side, there's ZZ Top
      Am                   C             F
And Robert Z'Dar from Maniac Cop 1, 2, and 3
      Am               F                C
This barbecue could bring you to your knees
  Am           G
And so could these two trucks


[Bridge]
      A#             F
Two trucks holding hands
      A#             F
Two trucks holding hands
       C             F
The passion, the passion
     A#                F
Is more than I can withstand
       F             C
Two trucks holding hands
      F              C
Two trucks holding hands
       F            A#
The passion, the passion
     F               A
My big fat heart expands


[Verse 3]
      C                  F
Two pickup trucks, one cylinder block
  Am            C     F
Crush my body like a rock
               C
So beautiful, no stars tonight
         F                        Am
Just fireworks and eagles in the sky
        F             C
The Founding Fathers cry


[Chorus]
       F           C
Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
       F           C
Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
       Dm              G
My muscles (uh!), my muscles (uh!)
      F        C
Involuntarily flex
        F            C
Two trucks, having sex (oh yes)
        F            C
Two trucks, having sex (oh yes)
        Dm             G
My muscles (uh!), my muscles (uh!)
       F              Am
Involuntarily! Huh! Flex!
 Am F C Am   F C Am    F C Am
(Ya he ya he ya he ya he ya he ya)


[Outro]
      F            C
Two trucks having sex
       F          C
Two trucks having sex
       Dm          G
My muscles, my muscles
        F        C
Involuntarily flex!
      F            C
Two trucks having sex
      F            C
Two trucks having sex
       Dm         G
My muscles, my muscles
       F        C
Involuntarily flex!
  C     Am          F
Two trucks (having sex)
  C     Am            F
Two trucks (having sex)
 C      Am           F
Two trucks (having sex, having sex, having sex)
 C      Am           F
Two trucks (having sex)
 C    Am             F
Two trucks (having sex)
 C      Am            F
Two trucks (having sex, having sex, having sex)