I'm drunk, I'm drunk
I'm really, really drunk
I'm drunk
I'm really, really wasted
Bartender, can I get another, please?
One more, watch how I do my dance
Fuck it, I'm drunk

Man, I'm so fucked up
I might suck a man's dick, no, I'm playin', ha
Oh, shot, shot
Scream up in my friend's ears, tell 'em I love them, don't black out

I think I should talk to all these girls
Can I flirt, though? Can I flirt? No
Get him out the bar, get him a car, tell him to dip, hey (hey)
Gotta be smart, look at the charge, we gotta split this

Please help me, I'm drunk, so fucked up, might vom'
I've been chuggin', chuggin', chuggin' all my sorrows
Worry 'bout tomorrow, tomorrow

Give me that pizza, dawg
Give me that pizza, you know I gotta eat ya
Uber says my driver's name is ghughi
And it says he's hard of hearin' (ooh, I don't care)
I miss my ex, yeah

I'm drunk (I'm drunk), I'm drunk
I'm really, really drunk, I'm drunk
I'm really, really wasted (oh, oh)
Bartender, can I get another, please?
One more, watch how I do my dance
Fuck it, I'm drunk

Whoa-whoa, I'm so fucked up
Whoa-whoa, I'm so fucked up
Whoa-whoa, I'm so fucked up
Whoa-whoa, I'm so fucked up