There was a starfish
Then there was five
She thought she did good
Coming from arkansas

Militant pro-lifer
Killing a soul
Who just wanted
To give a starfish

To her grandma
To her father
To her cousin
And her best friend
To her mother

You are bad, you are bad, you are bad
Were the words she heard
Those were the words she'll remember
About their trip to jamaica

So, what you gonna do
With that pro-lifer
There was a starfish
Then there was five

You were right, you were right, you were right
We all know you were so right, you were so right
It doesn't matter
'Cause she doesn't know why not

Kill more starfish
Kill more starfish
Kill more starfish
Kill more starfish
Kill more starfish