Everybody knows, or everybody likes to think they know
Everything about Michelle
No one ever asks, 'cause no one really thinks they have to ask
Tell you all about Michelle

You know that Heather has it all
But Rita's got a little more than all
No one's got it like Michelle

Like Michelle

Everybody's sad, or everybody's only actin' sad
When they hear about Michelle
Everybody knows, everybody likes to think they know
Everything about Michelle

You know that Heather has it all
But Rita's got a little more than all
No one's got it like Michelle

She got what I don't want
What I don't want is always what I've got
Stuck with girls like Michelle

I'll fall in love again
I fell in love before, I'll do it again
With someone not like Michelle

Like Michelle