Let's creep inside the face to a woman's mind
A million years of history is a what you'll find
A loving sister, sexy mother
Your best friend whilst still your lover
Take it from me I know what's best
About being a woman

The best thing about being a woman
Keep you guessing 24/7
The best thing about being a woman
When your baby is from heaven
The best thing about being a woman
Oh yeah
Is turning it on with remote control
Switching it off when it's time to go

Taking advantage of the gifts we have
I don't mean we have to treat our men so bad
We know what kind of men we need
The kind of man who likes to please
We won't fake it just to make it
You may think that I'm a tease
But take it from me
It's the best thing about being a woman.

The best thing about being a woman
Keep you guessing 24/7
The best thing about being a woman
When your baby is from heaven
The best thing about being a woman
Oh yeah
You don't have to take it lying down
'Cos nobody's pushing us around

A cook in the kitchen
A saint if you need her
A whore in the bedroom
Honey I'll be your teacher
Taxi driver
Child Minder
Nine to fiver
Sugar liar
Soul provider
Born survivor
Like my mother

The best thing about being a woman
Keep you guessing 24/7
The best thing about being a woman
When your baby is from heaven
The best thing about being a woman
Oh yeah
Is turning it on when the lights are low
Switching it off when it's time to go
It's the best damn thing yeah
The best thing about being a woman
It's the best damn thing yeah