All I Thought I Wanted Was a Front Door
All I Thought I Wanted Was a Place in the Country
Now I Realise I Wanted So Much More
Some I Love But You I Adore

You Think You're Really Swinging
But You're Off the Beat
The Moves Your Brains a Thinking
Doesn't Reach Your Feet
You Got to Get This Complication Out of Your Head
Or Find Another Man Instead

All I Thought I Wanted Was a Front Door
All I Thought I Wanted Was a Place in the Country
Now I Realise I Wanted So Much More
Some I Love But You I Adore

You Listen Very Close to What the Bad Girls Said
In All Those Crumby Articles and in My Bed
They Say I'm Just a Stripper Not Afraid to Strip
I Got My Brains Rattlin' My Hips

(Okay Marco Let's Hear What You Can Do!*)

All I Thought I Wanted Was a Front Door
All I Thought I Wanted Was a Place in the Country
Now I Realise I Wanted So Much More
Some I Love But You I Adore

You've Got the Kind of Looks
That Make a Dead Man Stare
But When It Comes to Working Honey
You Ain't There
I Try to Tell You Nicely But the Screaming Starts
You're Playing Ping Pong With My Heart

All I Thought I Wanted Was a Front Door
All I Thought I Wanted Was a Place in the Country
Now I Realise I Wanted So Much More
Some I Love But You I Adore

All I Thought I Wanted Was a Front Door
All I Thought I Wanted Was a Place in the Country
Now I Realise I Wanted So Much More
I've Heard Enough Don't Wanna Hear no More