Lesbians are natural
God actually made Eve and Adele
I like to crossdress to feel like them
And when I tell them..."fuck you!"
They're the queens of down below
Bi's are only being slow
Lesbeing's the way to go
And when I tell them...

"Fuck you"
"Fuck you"
"Fuck you"
"Fuck you"

I wish I was a lesbian
Then I might actually get a girlfriend
Girls are prettier than men
I thinks it makes a lot more sense..."no shit!"
They're the queens of the clitoris
But who's the butch and who's the bitch?
I don't care if they're naked
I ask to join in, and...

"Fuck you"
"Fuck you"
"Fuck you"
"Fuck you"

I was reborn a girl
I would be a lesbian
Then I'd never have to give a blowjob
I think it makes a lot more sense..."FUCK YOU!"