G                       B7
Air ain't moving, not a hint of a breeze
Em                 A7
Lord, it must be a hundred degrees
G                       E7           A7   D7    G   D
Bad part is, it's only ten o'clock   Man, it's hot

[Verse]
G                                   B7
Think I'll go down to the store and get a cold drink
Em                     A7
Scald my legs on that black vinyl seat
G                                   E7                 A7   D7   G   D
You can see the heat rising off the parking lot   It's flat out hot

[Chorus]
C                      Edim
It's hot, and I ain't just talking
      G                    E7
Saw a dog chasing a cat   And they were both walking
        A7           D7                G   E7          Edim  D7  G
They'll blame it on El Niño, but it's not   It's just plain old hot

[Verse]
G                    B7
Bare foot kids on a blacktop road
Em                      A7
Tip-toeing like they're walking on coals
G                            E7           A7    D7   G    D
Little feet are frying like tater-tots   Have mercy, it's hot

[Verse]
G                             B7
Talk about drought, man it ain't rained a lick
Em                                      A7
Caught a catfish this morning, it was covered in ticks
G                    E7
September's all the hope we got
A7   D7   G  D
And I'm here to tell you, it's hot

[Chorus]
C               Ddim
It's hot, and I ain't just talking
      G
Saw a dog chasing a cat
     E7
And they were both walking
        A7             D7              G  E7
They'll blame it on El Niño, but it's not 
              A7     D7    G
No, it's just plain old...

[Outro]
G                            E7
Hotter than a biscuit in a cast-iron skillet
           Edim  D7  
It's just plain old
G                                E7
Hotter than Cindy Crawford in a cedar wood sauna
            Edim  D7    G
It's just plain   old    hot