Em
Well, I've worn my lame excuses out
                   G        Am
Can't blame nobody else for how trouble always finds me
Em
And my mama swears she raised me right
                   G     Am
But even now she's up at night and she's worried all about me

    Bm           Bb                  Am            Bb
She sent me to a shrink and all that he had to say
    Bm            Bb                 Am
Was sorry son you ain't gonna change

[Chorus]
           Em
I'm just a crazy white boy, I like my wild toys
Am                                 Bm
I'll ride anythin' that's too fast
      Em                G
I'm a messed up mother, different southern
Am                            Bm
Redneck with both feet on the gas

           A
Well, it's just the way God made me
G     F#    G       A      D
Mama, sorry I ain't got no choice
    G    Am G    D/F#     Em
I'm just a cra- zy white boy

(Em) | (Am) | (Am) |

Em
Well, I like to do it in the mud
                     Em
Got thirty inches on my truck and a cooler in my bed
    Bm               Bb             Am             Bb
And I still like Van Halen but with David Lee Roth
    Bm                Bb                Am
And black lab fishin' still gets me, oh

[Chorus]
           Em
I'm just a crazy white boy, I like my wild toys
Am                                 Bm
I'll ride anythin' that's too fast
      Em                G
I'm a messed up mother, different southern
Am                            Bm
Redneck with both feet on the gas

     A
It's just the way God made me
G     F#    G       A      D
Mama, sorry I ain't got no choice
    G    Am G    D/F#     Em
I'm just a cra- zy white boy

 (Em) | (Am) | (Am)

  Bm               Bb              Am               Em
I took a long hard look inside my- self and I found
Bm               Bb            Am
There just ain't no way around
      Edim
I'm a finger lickin', guitar pickin' son of the south

           Em
I'm just a crazy white boy, I like my wild toys
Am                                 Bm
I'll ride anything that's too fast
      Em             G
I'm a messed mother, different southern
Am                            Bm
Redneck with both feet on the gas

           A
Well, it's just the way God made me
G     F#    G       A      D
Mama, sorry I ain't got no choice
    G    Am G    D/F#     Em
I'm just a cra- zy white boy

          Am
Oh, yes I am
                   Em
Just a crazy white boy, oh!
     Am                 Em
Aah, just a crazy white boy