Hey now Ophelia
Are you looking for a swim?
Yeah, your man's done you wrong
So, whatcha gonna do to him?

Any Dane'll tell you, girlie
You take a chance with one-night stands
Got a pocket full of posies
And a lily in your hands

Hey now, Ophelia
Gonna be or not to be?
Swirling in the icy water
Get thee to a nunnery

Such a shame that our affairs from England came too late
That Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are dead
There's something rotten in this state

Into the depths we go
Watch out for the undertow
The tide is high today
Watch you don't get swept away