I've had a bumper crop of lemons in my life
I've had a hurricane of citrus flavored strife
But I got a half an hour
And a juicer and a carving knife

I've seen the future and it looks like lemonade
I've seen the future and it looks like lemonade
Mix an ocean of a potion
Make you wish you never stayed

I'm gonna sugarcoat the sour things I say
I'm gonna water down my wicked wordly way
I'm gonna sell it by the roadside
Every sunny summer's day