All I want's a boy to make me some mac and cheese
All I want's a boy to make me some mac and cheese

Just straight up mac with no franks or peas
But every boy who's made me mac and cheese
Has always turned out to be a violent sociopath

All I want's a boy to make me some brussels sprouts
All I want's a boy to make me some brussels sprouts

He'd know me inside and out
But every boy who's made me brussels sprouts
Has always turned out to be a violent sociopath

All I want's a boy to make me iced tea from a powder
All I want's a boy to make me iced tea from a powder

But when I yell for joy, he yells louder
'Cause every boy who'd made me iced tea from a powder
Has always turned out to be a violent sociopath

All I want's a boy who's not a violent sociopath

All I want's a boy who's not a violent sociopath

Love him 'til my dying breath
Man, fuck the food - I'll starve to death
If I could just find a boy who's not a violent sociopath