Oh Diego Barnes
Come back to Dagobah, we miss your gibberish
Your career in the theatre ended when you felt
Too at ease in your costume
Too at ease in your costume

Your techniques were questioned
Acting like a Withnail for cool points
It left you needing a place to stay
When you couldn't cope with the reviews
When your antics made the news

“Oh Diego Barnes
Was quite average under that lighting
But Julio Newell was far superior
In this half finished play
By some half witted stray”