INTRO: G  A
 
                               G
There's a tramp sitting on the doorstep
                    A
Trying to waste his time
                          G
He's eating a mentholated sandwich
                      A
He's a walking clothesline
                                    G
Here comes, here comes the bishop's daughter
             A
On the other side
                         G
Well, she looks a trifle jealous
                       A
She's been an outcast all of her life
 
 
                              G
Ah, but me, I've been waiting so patiently
           A
Lying here on the floor
                                G
I'm just trying to do my little jigsaw puzzle
                A
Before it rains anymore
 
 
INTERLUDE: G  A  G  A
 
                         G
Now the outlaw, he looks vicious
                      A
With the Luger in his hand
                                  G
But when he comes to the wife and kiddies
              A
He's a family man
                               G
Oh, when it comes to the nitty-gritty
              A
He can really shove his knife
                       G
Well, he looks quite religious
                     A
He's been an outlaw all of his life
 
 
                      G
Ah, but me, I've been waiting so patiently
            A
Lying here on the floor
                                G
I'm just trying to do my little jigsaw puzzle
                A
Before it rains anymore
 
 
OUTRO:    (## fade to end ##)
G     A   G   A
Ah ah ah, etc.