New York City's got a colder winter
Than where I live this time of year.
I wouldn't know cuz I missed my flight
And went out instead.
Handful of friends with some dynamite
Set to explode if you do it right.
Right off a cliff on a Saturday night.
Should have stayed at home.
I never would have met her there.

Oh! Oh No!
She's my biggest mistake.
I never knew about her.
Oh! Oh No!
She's my biggest mistake.

I should have listened to the first time
Mitch Ryder warned me
About the psycho with the blue dress on.
I tried to run but she's so so good at keeping up.
I had it coming or so they said.
Right off the pages of a gossip thread.
If only I had just stayed in bed.
Gonna sue Jet Blue for everything they put me through.

Oh! Oh No!
She's my biggest mistake.
I never knew about her.
Oh! Oh No!
She's my biggest mistake.
Oh! Oh No!
She's my biggest mistake.
(Biggest mistake, biggest mistake)
I never knew about her.
Oh! Oh No!
She's my biggest mistake.

Wake me up from the nightmare I'm in.
She's a certified psycho and she's pulling me in.
Wake me up from the nightmare I'm in.
She's a certified psycho.
Can anybody help me out?

Oh! Oh No!
She's my biggest mistake.
I never knew about her.
Oh! Oh No!
She's my biggest mistake.
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Oh! Oh No!
She's my biggest mistake.