F
It's an age-old conversation
F
That is changing with the times
F
But it's oh so complicated
        C              F
If your mother is like mine

[Bridge]
C            F             F7            A#
All that she wants are the stars and the moon
C            F         F7         A#
A son with a wife in a big living room

[Chorus]
    F   C
All she wants
C                 Gm
Is another little special arrangement
C
A peculiar engagement
             F
Get a trophy wife that's respectable
   Dm
To avoid any spectacle
Dm           Gm
It's another simple solution
       C
For my mother's delusion
             F
Get her some adorable pictures done
        Dm
For her mother in Lebanon
Dm           Gm   C
All that she wants
C            F    Dm
All that she wants
Dm           Gm   C
All that she wants
C            F    Dm
All that she wants
Dm           Gm   C
All that she wants
C            F    Dm
All that she wants
Dm         F
Is another son

[Verse]
F
To be clear I'm not a hater
F
And my wife I like her too
F
Let's be honest with each other
F             C                F
There're some things we always knew

[Bridge]
C            F             F7            A#
All that she wants are the stars and the moon
C            F         F7         A#
A son with a wife in a big silver spoon

[Chorus]
    F   C
All she wants
C                 Gm
Is another little special arrangement
C
A peculiar engagement
       F
Social standing is stable
    Dm
But no kids on the table
Dm            Gm
Just a little harmless diversion
              C
An acceptable person
              F
But I know my heart is in peril
       Dm
Made a deal with the devil
Dm           Gm   C
All that she wants
C            F    Dm
All that she wants
Dm           Gm   C
All that she wants
C            F    Dm
All that she wants
Dm           Gm   C
All that she wants
C            F    Dm
All that she wants
Dm         F
Is another son

[Verse]
F     Gm           
Oh it seems I was mistaken
       C
Heaven knows just what I've done
          F
All these hateful conversations
       Dm        F
Aren't helping anyone
F       Gm
My dear wife, I have to leave you
         C
There is nothing you can say
        F
You can keep the house without me
          Dm
You'll be better off this way

[Outro]
Dm           Gm   C
All that she wants
C            F    Dm
All that she wants
Dm           Gm   C
All that she wants
C            F    Dm
All that she wants
Dm         F
Is another son