My greener days have come and passed
I long for thode simple days
I used to run so goddamn fast
But now, I'm overcome with malaise

Fuck you, sonicteam
Franchise is in shitter
Fuck you, sonicteam
It's goin down the river

Once a posterboy, now a laughingstock
My gallant dash is but a timid walk
Once a posterboy, now a laughingstock

Once a posterboy, now a laughingstock
My gallant dash is but a timid walk
Once a posterboy, now a laughingstock

Futuristic graphics don't make a game
Nor a woodland animal with a gun
Fix your fuckin' camera angles, I want some fun

Futuristic graphics don't make a game
Nor a woodland animal with a gun
Fix your fuckin' camera angles, I want some fun

Fuck you, sonicteam
Franchise is in the shitter
Fuck you, sonicteam
Sold down the river

Bring back the 2-d graphics
Nobody likes this cutesy shit
My past was filled with classics
Nintendo, I'm beggin' you, please, I need a hit

Bring back the 2-d graphics
Nobody likes this cutesy shit
My past was filled with classics
Nintendo, I'm beggin' you, please, I need a hit