B|-|------------------|------------------|----------------|-|
G|-|------------------|------------------|----------------|-|
D|-|------------------|------------------|----------------|-|
A|-|-7-6-5-0-5-4-3-0--|-3---0----------0-|-3---0--------0-|-|
E|-|------------------|--------3---------|--------3-------|-|
     1 + 2 + 3 + 4 +    1 + 2 + 3  + 4 +   1 + 2 + 3 + 4 +


Well I guess it happened just last week
I got all hopped up on too much speed
Now I can't feel my prostate
It fell off.

Bass and Guitar G C Am D
      Bridge
e|-|----------|----------|----------||-1st------|-2nd-----|-|
B|-|----------|----------|----------||----------|---------|-|
G|-|----------|-5-55-555-|----------||-7-77-777-|-7---7---|-|
D|-|-5-55-555-|-5-55-555-|-7-77-777-||-7-77-777-|-7---7---|-|
A|-|-5-55-555-|-3-33-333-|-7-77-777-||-5-55-555-|-5---5---|-|
E|-|-3-33-333-|----------|-5-55-555-||----------|---------|-|
     1 2 3 4    1 2 3 4    1 2 3 4     1 2 3 4    1 2 3 4

Better dominate me, I like to lie there
My libido is low, my libido is low

Once a week I look at pictures and I rape myself
My libido is low, my libido is low

Well, I heard this happens to older men
I wish I started when I was 10
I might as well just lob it off
And Feed it to my dog

Feedback sounding thing around 0:27
e|-|---------------------|-----7/12-|-|
B|-|---------------------|----------|-|
G|-|---------------------|---9------|-|
D|-|---------------------|-9--------|-|
A|-|-6h7p6h7p6h7p6h7p6h7-|----------|-|
E|-|---------------------|----------|-|