Well hello
I think it's about time
You admit that you are
Frozen there
Well relief is near
Cause I am here
Now let's safe-keep those fears

Let me help you out
I'm your friend
Well I come
To enlighten
I said let me help you out
Of those clothes and
This ridiculous notion
That the only way of living is yours
You're confused
But in this crazy upside down world
It's easy to do

You know you wanna do it
Relax
Just rest your head
Here on my lap
Down on my lap now
I can console you
Pacify you
We both know you'll love that

Let me help you out
I'm your friend
Well I come
To enlighten
I said let me help you out
Of those clothes and
This ridiculous notion
That the only way of living is yours
You're confused
But in this crazy upside down world
It's easy to do

I wont strain you or leave you, or keep you
No conditons, demands
Just your body and soul
I freely offer whats mine
You'll find I'm well endowed
So completely equipped
To fill your every desire

Let me help you out
I'm your friend
Well I come
To enlighten
I said let me help you out
Of those clothes and
This ridiculous notion
That the only way of living is yours
You're confused
But in this crazy upside down world
It's easy to do