I`m is the bar and I`m very rich
I wanna drink and smoke forever
Night of the nights and the king of the drinks
Yeah, it`s Captain Morgan breakfast
The pleasure it is mine, I`m pooping in the corner
the atmosphere is wonderful tonight

I order 10 and then a few more
I know it`s Monday� that`s like Friday
my voice is gone and I` II drink it back
this is the daily routine way

The pleasure it is mine, it` s tasting like a diamond
here I go, there` s much I have to try

I wanna check it out, beer and wine forever
I wanna check it out � sickness doesn`t matter
don`t wanna leave it out, drinking all is better
don`t wanna leave it out � bombed k.o. forever !!!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa I` m the puking god of thunder!
there`s no chair� and as a matter of fact
the world turns upside down.

The pleasure it`s mine, I` m lying in the corner
but fast as a Iightning I`m back at the bar
I am a funny guy, so I order Cpt. Morgan
take the Coke � and ram it in your ass!