Tabbed by Paxson Helgesen (a.k.a- Halo2rockstar14)
The song is in A, and it's a basic Blues Jam.
This is by no means all perfect. It's just how I
play it. I haven't tabbed in forever, so "h" is
hammer, "/" is slide. Sorry, I'm too lazy to put
the lyrics.

Intro
Shown once, repeat until verse. Pat plays a full
E instead of a 5th while hammering, but my
fingers can't do that easily. This is also used
during the "Hey Hey Hey, Ho Ho Ho..." part.

   A             E
-----------------------------------|
-----------------------------------|
-----------------------------------|
--2h4----2h4-----------------------|
--0------0------2----2h4-----------|
----------------h4-----------------|

I think he uses that D on the B string, but it's
hard to tell if he's muting or not on those high
presence Alvarez guitars.

A                    D         A          D       A
-----------------------------------------------------|
---------------------3----3---------------3----3-----|
---------------------2h4--2h4-------------2h4--2h4---|
-2h4--2h4--2h4--2h4--0----0----2h4--2h4---0----0-----|
-0----0----0----0--------------0----0----------------|
-----------------------------------------------------|

               E             A
---------------------------------------------|
---------------------------------------------|
---------------------------------------------|
--2h4--2h4--------------2h4--2h4--2h4--2h4---|
--0-----0------2---2h4--0----0----0----0-----|
---------------0h4-0-------------------------|

Chorus
E         A         E          A         E          A
--------------------------------------------------------------|
--------------------------------------------------------------|
--------------------------------------------------------------|
----------2h4--2h4-------------2h4--2h4-------------2h4--2h4--|
-2---2h4--0----0----2----2h4--0----0-----2----2h4--0----0-----|
-0h4-0--------------0h4--0---------------0h4--0---------------|

  F#     D     E
  If I had a fork....
--2------2-----0---------|
--3------3-----0---------|
--2------2-----1--h2--1--|
--4------0-----2---------|
--4------------2---------|
--2------------0---------|

Repeat the F#, D and E then into the intro for
"hey hey hey, ho ho ho..."

Solo
D    A                  D    A
-2---0------------------2----0---------------------------------------|
-3---2------------------3----2---------------------------------------|
-2---2------------------2----2---------------------------------------|
-----2---------2-------------2----2h4--2--0h2--0---------------------|
-----0-----0-/4-4-2--0-------0--------------------4h5--4--2h4--2--0--|
--------0h2----------------------------------------------------------|

  D    A            D   A   E
--2----0------------2---0---0---|
--3----2-----10-----3---2---0---|
--2----2-----11-----2---2---1---|
--0----2----12------0 --2---2---|
-------0----------------0---2---|
--------------------------------|

Slide the last E up, then back to the intro. I
didn't put strumming patterns in because well, I'm
just too lazy, and if you don't have rhythm, a
strumming pattern won't help;-) I hope this is of
foreverything u need to know about this funny song writer!