B                                      F#7
Oh, newspapermen meet such interesting people!
                                     B
He knows the low-down (now it can be told)
                                     F#7
I'll tell you quite reliably off the record
                                  B
About some charming people I have known

For I meet politicians, and grafters by the score
C#                F#                         F#7
Killers plain and fancy, it's really quite a bore
    B                                  F#7
Oh, newspapermen meet such interesting people!

He wallows in corruption, crime, and gore


Ting-a-ling-a-ling, city desk;

Hold the press, Hold the press;

Extra! Extra! Read all about it!
                       B
It's a mess, meets the test
                                       F#7
Oh, newspapermen meet such interesting people!
                                B
It's wonderful to represent the press

B F#7 B
B                            F#7
Now, you remember Mrs. Sadie Smuggery

She needed money for a new fur coat
   B                           F#7
To get insurance, she employed skullduggery
                                  B
She up and cut her husband's only throat

She chopped him into fragments, she stuffed him in a trunk
    F#7
She shipped it all back yonder to her uncle in Podunk
     B                                  F#7
Now, newspapermen meet such interesting people!
                                       B
It must have startled poor old Sadie's unc

              F#7
Ting-a-ling-a-ling, city desk;
                         B
Hold the press, Hold the press;
       F#7
Extra! Extra! Read all about it!
                       B
It's a mess, meets the test
                                          F#7
Oh, a newspaperman meets such interesting people!
                                B
It's wonderful to represent the press

B F#

     B                                  F#7
Now, newspapermen meet such interesting people!

I've met the gal with million-dollar knees

Oh, so the guy who sat five years upon a steeple;
                                       B
Just where the point was I could never see
          F#7                                      B
Yes, I've met Capone and Hoover, and lots of other fakes
          F#               F#7
I've even met a genius who swallows rattlesnakes
      B                                   F#7
Oh, a newspaperman meets such interesting people!

The richest girl who could not bake a cake


Ting-a-ling

Ting-a-ling

Ting-a-ling
     B                                 F#7
Now, newspapermen are such interesting people!

They used to work like hell just for romance
    B                   F#7
But finally, the movies notwithstanding
                                       B
They all got tired of patches on their pants

They organized a union to get a living wage
     C#7               F#            E
They joined with other actors upon a living stage
    B                                 F#7
Now newspapermen are such interesting people
                                               B
When they know they've got a people's fight to wage


Ting-a-ling-a-ling, Newspaper Guild
F#7
Got a free new world to build;

Meet the people, that's a thrill
                      B
All together fits the bill
                                       F#7
Now, newspapermen are such interesting people!
                                B
It's wonderful to represent the Guild

B F#7

    B                               F#7
Oh, publishers are such interesting people!
                            B    F#7
Their policy's an acrobatic thing
     B                               F#7
They claim they represent the common people
                                     B
It's funny Wall Street never has complained

But the publishers have worries, for publishers must go
   C#                F#
To working folks for readers, and big shots for their dough
         G#m                             F#7
Now, are publishers are such interesting people!

It could be press-titution, I don't know

                         B
Ting-a-ling-a-ling, circulation
              F#7
Ting-a-ling-a-ling, advertising
                            B
Get those readers, get that payoff

What a headache, what a mess
                                    F#7
Oh, publishers are such interesting people!
                                           B
Let's give three cheers for freedom of the press