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Anal beads,   Anal beads
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Anal beads,   Anal beads
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It goes pop pop pop when it's comming up my asshole
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And it feels good. And it feels good. And it feels good. And it feels good tonight
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In the darkest of times, they're there for me
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In the darkest of times, these anal beads take care of me
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Shove it up real good. Now it kinda hurts. Oh noooo!
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And I ------- I aha--------aha-ambulance. Call the ambulance
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Now my ass is bleeding. Ass is bleeding. Ass is bleeding. Ass is bleeding
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Ass is bleeding. Ain't nothing wrong with that. Ain't nothing wrong with that
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   Ain't nothing wrong with that      Ain't nothing wrong with that
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My ass is bleeding. Ass is bleeding. Ass is bleeding. Ass is bleeding
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Ass is bleeding. Ass is bleeding. Ass is bleeding. Ass is bleeding