Smokin' cigarettes bar the garden drinkin' coffee by the town
Slowly pullin' my hair out by the rules
Acting funny lookin' at the mirror making faces like a clown
Just sittin' here waitin' for the man in the little white suit

Everybody told me you would drive me crazy
And they said you'd had me barking like a hound
But a foolin' loving enough since to tisten now my barking is the gossip of the town
Smokin' cigarettes...
[ steel ]
Just a crazy fool to believe the things you told me
I hate to say too foolish you know who
I'd sooner be the victim of a hanging then to be a fool I am because of you
Smokin' cigarettes...
Smokin' cigarettes...
Just sittin' here waitin' for the man in the little white suit
Just sittin' here waitin' for the man in the little white suit