A             A             G             G
E|---0-------0-----0-------0-----0-------3-----0-------3--|
B|-----0-----2-------0-----2-------0-----0-------0-----0--|
G|-------2---2---------2---2---------0---0---------0---0--|
D|-----------2-------------2-------------0-------------0--|
A|-----------0-------------0-------------2-------------2--|
E|---------------------------------------3-------------3--|


[Chorus 1]

G      A
Dinner with Delores
         G
Must be some kind of sin


[Verse 1]

       A
Like a Brontosaurus
        G
She was packin' it in
F#m
The first night we dined
Bm
And by the next time
E
This girl was eatin' all but the tip


    A
And by the stroke of midnight
       G
She wanted some more (more)
        A
Showin' dirty movies
     G
Like some kind of whore
F#m
But she was wastin' her time
Bm
Cause there wasn't a line
E
That would make me come 'round her door


[Chorus 1]

       A
Dinner with Delores
        G
Must be some kind of sin


[Verse 2]

           A
Her bell's just a-broken (bell's just broken)
        G
Since 1984
          A
(Dancin') Dancin' like a white girl (white girl)
         G
On disco dirty floors
F#m                                 G#m
Damn, Delores, pick another subject please
F#m                                              G#m    Bm    
  E
Introduce the carpet 2 something other than your knees

       A
Like a real confession
                    G
No one could be more made up than you
         A
Nothin's left for guessin'
             G
What a shame (Boo hoo) Boo hoo


[Interlude]

F#m     Bm      E       A       G       
A       G


[Chorus 1]

       A
Dinner with Delores
        G
Must be some kind of sin


[Verse 3]

F#m
I'd call you a friend
Bm
But it must be a sin
E
And I've run out of cheeks to turn


[Chorus 1]

       A
Dinner with Delores
        G
No more That's the end