Intro

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Verse I

        When the credits finally
        Roll for this the
        Worst story ever
        Told don't bother

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Verse II

        Sifting through the names
        For yours or anyone you know
        Unless they... Were by chance a shepherd king,
        A virgin birth, a resurrection, a messianic prince or some
        Such childish thing. You can storm the edit suite
        
        Or move to block its theatrical release,
        But i think we... Can safely guarantee
        There will be no revisions to the script
        made on behalf... Of a supporting cast(e).

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                                                                           x2   * * * (FTO)

Breakdown I

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Repeat Verse I





Pre-Breakdown

        Because history exalts... Only
        The Pornography of force... That of
        Murderers and psychopaths... (The rest of us of course,
        Stricken from the narrative wholesale: A back drop to the tale)

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Breakdown 

        As we, the two bits
        Are ushered on and swiftly off the stage with
        The jawbones of asses
        No stirring curtain call for the masses.
        

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Pre-Bridge

        No floral bouquet, No breaking of leggs, 
        No recurring role, No artistic control.

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Bridge

        And so in these days, In this terminal phase,
        It's all left to chance,
        A piece of advice: If your cast on thin ice
        
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Solo

        You may as well dance!

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Outro I

        Do what you feel you must,
        But as for me I was not
        Put upon this Earth
        To subjugate or serve

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                                                       x4




Outro II

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                                                                   (LTO)